jonkel

A big fat joint. It's a Dutch term but also used outside the Netherlands. Because it sounds so Dutch, it's a pretty popular word among hardcore tokers.
Man, that's one stuffed jonkel you have there. Filled with some crazy ass Netherweed.
by Dick_H July 05, 2005
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brad pitt

An actor. A pretty good one too. Played in movies such as Fight Club, Seven and Oceans 11.

Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.
Camera man: Hey dude you happen to got Jen's number?
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.
by Dick_H July 11, 2005
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