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Emo Chick 

A really hot girl who lacks most of her cognitive function.

Emo Chicks are attention starved teenagers, usually white girls, from Middle Class Suburbs.

They are extremely attractive to look at, but unless are a male Emo, you will never have a chance.

cognitive function 

Brain power
"I got in a car wreck. Now I'm a vegetable."

"How are you typing? "

"Cognitive Function Bitch"