Flu-mongered

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.
"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."
by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 14, 2020
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Coronnial

Babies born after 9 months of sports being cancelled because of COVID-19
"With no sports to keep Dads occupied around the globe, they were forced to make the sex with the wife, thus paving the way to a generation of Coronnials being born."
by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 14, 2020
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