fatty

Unattractive people who will never grace covers of magazines ( except fat people magazines) nor be professional athletes.
Look at that hot, voluptuous fat stripper. "Hey fatty, bend over a little more and I'll spot you a 10".
by Dick Splash November 10, 2003
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white person

Figment of imagination. Never met one. Look at 'white' people and you will see they are not white, they come in all different shades of pink through brown. Give it up, morons.
Al: "Look at whitey, he can't play"
Kev: "Which one"
Al: "That one!"
Kev: "He's darker than me!"
Al: "OK, look at brownie, he can't play"
by Dick Splash September 20, 2003
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tank

"Yes, I can...."
by Dick Splash August 17, 2003
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stranglers

Mk 1: The finest band then and now. Ten albums of evolving, energetic, pulsating, melodic, funny and sometimes odd music. Great then, even better now when you listen to it again, as if for the first time. Cutting edge British classics, probably the most under rated of their time.
by Dick Splash August 10, 2003
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Tosser

A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.
Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.
by Dick Splash September 13, 2003
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spackle

Usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.
"I need to spackle that hole as the children like to tear up the house."
by Dick Splash November 10, 2003
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seductive banjo

Complete know head who can't play games for shit
You're a right seductive banjo
by dick splash November 21, 2016
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