Dick Splash's definitions

limey

A Brit in Americans eyes.

That limey bastard just poured my beer warm.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

union

Contradiction and the funniest thing you will ever see.

"Did you see where the business agent got fired by his own union - I wonder who will file his grievance?"

by Dick Splash August 16, 2003

welshman

A man from Wales.

Said Englishman, "'Ere, that Welshman called me a cunt."

by Dick Splash August 15, 2003

tie one on

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

nipple

Strange tasting and textured breast protudence that has incredible elasticity that when placed between teeth and pulled until it is about to pop off will result in your woman asking for more.

Bite it harder.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

stranglers

Mk 1: The finest band then and now. Ten albums of evolving, energetic, pulsating, melodic, funny and sometimes odd music. Great then, even better now when you listen to it again, as if for the first time. Cutting edge British classics, probably the most under rated of their time.

Those Stranglers kick ass!

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003