Definitions by Dick Splash

limey

A Brit in Americans eyes.

That limey bastard just poured my beer warm.

limey by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

union

Contradiction and the funniest thing you will ever see.

"Did you see where the business agent got fired by his own union - I wonder who will file his grievance?"

union by Dick Splash August 16, 2003

welshman

A man from Wales.

Said Englishman, "'Ere, that Welshman called me a cunt."

welshman by Dick Splash August 15, 2003

tie one on

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

tie one on by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

Cockney Wanker by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

nipple

Strange tasting and textured breast protudence that has incredible elasticity that when placed between teeth and pulled until it is about to pop off will result in your woman asking for more.

Bite it harder.

nipple by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

cole haan

Fine, usually all leather shoes.

Hey, are those Coles?

cole haan by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

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