Dick McPlenty's definitions

carpet cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003

bottle rocket

Shooting your load into someones beer bottle and them drinking it without knowing it's new contents.

"Joe, look at that chick. I just gave her a bottle rocket and she's about to drink it."

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003

california raisins

Whats left under the foreskin after an uncircumsized guy has anal sex.

When I pulled my dick out of her poop chute I had California raisins all up under my foreskin.

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003