Pythagorean Theorem

States that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. While this is useful in math class, you won't be using it when you are bagging groceries or working retail or selling Nerf Guns.

Student: Ms.? When will we use the Pythagorean Theorem in real life?
Teacher: Well, um, real estate agents often use it to find out how much a house is worth?
Students: Ekscuze me waddahell

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

bournography

The art of ejaculating during the presentation of Jason Bourne, either in video or book form.

Man: Why is Jason Bourne in a fighting ring. Welp, time for some sweet bournography

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018