When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.
Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
mugGet the Siamese Lightsaber Battlemug.

Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed
Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
mugGet the Colorado Mondaymug.

Pierre pressure

When some pressures you to move to Pierre, South Dakota
Man 1: Bro, why did you move here?
Man 2: I don't know! I was Pierre pressured.
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
mugGet the Pierre pressuremug.