Dick Ballderass's definitions

whoresitting

babysitting some drunk chick to make sure she doesn't leave the bar with some guy, usually done as a favor to her friend/boyfriend.

i was gonna get laid last night, but some asshole was whoresitting.

by Dick Ballderass August 11, 2010

hipsta

Term of endearment derived from the word hipster, much like the word 'nigga,' only usually used in reference to white people.

Wussup my hipsta?

by Dick Ballderass August 13, 2010

baconwurst

1. A sausage, usually a bratwurst, wrapped in bacon.
2. The most delicious thing EVER

ah, man. that baconwurst was so fuckin good i gotta take a nap.

by Dick Ballderass August 13, 2010

cumpire

a vampire who sparkles in the sun, rather than turning to ash.

Guy 1: dude, did you hear about that movie twilight?
Guy 2: no, what's it about?

Guy 1: a buncha vampires who play baseball and sparkle in the sun.
Guy 2: fuckin cumpires.

by Dick Ballderass August 18, 2010