Definitions by Dick Ballderass

cumpire 

a vampire who sparkles in the sun, rather than turning to ash.

Guy 1: dude, did you hear about that movie twilight?
Guy 2: no, what's it about?

Guy 1: a buncha vampires who play baseball and sparkle in the sun.
Guy 2: fuckin cumpires.

cumpire by Dick Ballderass August 18, 2010

hipsta 

Term of endearment derived from the word hipster, much like the word 'nigga,' only usually used in reference to white people.

Wussup my hipsta?

hipsta by Dick Ballderass August 13, 2010

baconwurst 

1. A sausage, usually a bratwurst, wrapped in bacon.
2. The most delicious thing EVER

ah, man. that baconwurst was so fuckin good i gotta take a nap.

baconwurst by Dick Ballderass August 13, 2010

whoresitting 

babysitting some drunk chick to make sure she doesn't leave the bar with some guy, usually done as a favor to her friend/boyfriend.

i was gonna get laid last night, but some asshole was whoresitting.

whoresitting by Dick Ballderass August 11, 2010