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“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
by Diamonds & Crowns September 04, 2022
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Of particularly exceptional quality or value; awesome.
"The Jack of Hearts. blatently a massivle player and sleeping with the Queen behind the Kings back! good man!" - Thomas Bunch (2010)
by Diamonds & Crowns February 07, 2012
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