Diamond Joe's definitions

Kerrbloom

The explosive feeling you get as you hear that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are officially off the market, and you die a little inside.

Did you hear that Miranda and Orlando tied the knot?

I sure felt the Kerrbloom!

by Diamond Joe July 25, 2010

slogo

A blowjob performed slow. Low on fizz, so it goes down slow.

Don't rush baby. Give it a slogo.

by Diamond Joe July 11, 2009

sluntesque

The resemblance of a slunt.

If only Phil Hartman's wife weren't so sluntesque, TV would be better.

by Diamond Joe July 8, 2009