Definitions by Diamond Joe

Kerrbloom 

The explosive feeling you get as you hear that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are officially off the market, and you die a little inside.

Did you hear that Miranda and Orlando tied the knot?

I sure felt the Kerrbloom!

Kerrbloom by Diamond Joe July 25, 2010

slogo 

A blowjob performed slow. Low on fizz, so it goes down slow.

Don't rush baby. Give it a slogo.

slogo by Diamond Joe July 11, 2009

sluntesque 

The resemblance of a slunt.

If only Phil Hartman's wife weren't so sluntesque, TV would be better.

sluntesque by Diamond Joe July 8, 2009