Diamond Dave 55's definitions

unorthodox shit

Shit that is irregular, misshapen, out of order, not timely, unconventional, mysterious, non sensible, bass akwards or generally fucked up. May also be a descriptive term for a feces produced after consuming a vegetarian omelette MRE.

Gawd dayum, that's some unorthodox shit!

by Diamond Dave 55 May 29, 2017

Canvasing the joint

Scoping the area for troublemakers or possibly looking around for potential enemies. Scanning the sceen. Looking for what is happening or what might be going down

I was out canvasing the joint for trouble

by Diamond Dave 55 May 29, 2017