3 definitions by Deraj
by Deraj November 20, 2013
1. girlfriend or wife pissed off and wants to end relationship (in case of wife we advise you to find a damn good lawyer)
2. your parents found your stash or are fed up with in there house (normally the second one never happens because they want it to be like you solved it so you cant say they kicked you out)
3.boss thinks your not working enough (because you where not working 24 hoar shifts with no pay) so he is firing you.
4. (rarest of all)girlfriend or wife just want to cuss you out or wants you to tell you to never see your friends again.
2. your parents found your stash or are fed up with in there house (normally the second one never happens because they want it to be like you solved it so you cant say they kicked you out)
3.boss thinks your not working enough (because you where not working 24 hoar shifts with no pay) so he is firing you.
4. (rarest of all)girlfriend or wife just want to cuss you out or wants you to tell you to never see your friends again.
1.wife: honey we need to talk.
husband: (thinking) DAMN where is the number for my lawyer.
(mind you this had 2 so i might as well put the 2nd one down)
girlfriend: honey we need to talk
dude: (thinking) shit
2.parents son we need to talk what is this
kid:(thinking) o crap they found my stash better think fast...
(the second one)
parents: son we need to talk we want you out of our house now you have been here for a year now and you said a week and you'd be back on your feet
3. boss: we need to talk, seeing as you hardly work and our sales are down by 10% your fired.
boss: (thinking) he should of worked 24 hoar shifts with no pay... o well more money for me.
4.(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk.
(wife or girlfriend) :(thinking) this will teach you for forgetting our anniversary.
(second)
(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk. your never allowed to see your friends again.
(wife or girlfriend) : (thinking my twisted version mind you) bwahahaha now I will make him hang out with my friends all day long.
sorry for the length of this but a lot of scenarios and just wanted to get them all.
husband: (thinking) DAMN where is the number for my lawyer.
(mind you this had 2 so i might as well put the 2nd one down)
girlfriend: honey we need to talk
dude: (thinking) shit
2.parents son we need to talk what is this
kid:(thinking) o crap they found my stash better think fast...
(the second one)
parents: son we need to talk we want you out of our house now you have been here for a year now and you said a week and you'd be back on your feet
3. boss: we need to talk, seeing as you hardly work and our sales are down by 10% your fired.
boss: (thinking) he should of worked 24 hoar shifts with no pay... o well more money for me.
4.(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk.
(wife or girlfriend) :(thinking) this will teach you for forgetting our anniversary.
(second)
(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk. your never allowed to see your friends again.
(wife or girlfriend) : (thinking my twisted version mind you) bwahahaha now I will make him hang out with my friends all day long.
sorry for the length of this but a lot of scenarios and just wanted to get them all.
by Deraj January 6, 2007
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