Definitions by Denver Martini

Emergency Brake 

When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.

"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!

Emergency Brake by Denver Martini October 5, 2020

Rona-Bona 

A girl who looks better with a mask on.

You see that waitress with the nice ass and a mask on? Totally giving me a Rona-Bona!

Rona-Bona by Denver Martini September 11, 2020

Diabteas 

Tea so sweet it actually gives you diabetes.

Grandma made her tea so sweet it eventually gave the grandkids diabteas.

Diabteas by Denver Martini July 31, 2019

Blowtary 

A secretary who's only daily task is to give blowjobs.

The former CEO of CBS had a secretary who's only task was giving him blowjobs, violating company policy on employing a blowtary.

Blowtary by Denver Martini December 6, 2018