A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.
Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"
The act of eating popcorn off the top of the bag using your tongue, while walking to the auditorium of a movie theatre because your hands are full.
Fred: Hey! Look at Ann perform popcornilingus off that large bag of popcorn!
Joe: Oh yeah!!!
To take drugs in order to win an athletic competition, such as the 2006 Tour de France.
I had to Landis in order to win that big race!