Denny Crane Jr.'s definitions

belink

Describes a person who submits definitions of people he knows to UrbanDictionary.com which state the bad characteristics and habits (but yet the plain truth) of those people.

"Haha, I belinked you on Urban Dictionary"
- "Ah, man, you damn belink!"

by Denny Crane Jr. January 23, 2008

holz

Describes a godlike person who knows pretty much everything and who has an enormously huge wiener.

Holy Holz! Look at that guy over there!

by Denny Crane Jr. January 22, 2008