Dennis The Tiger's definitions
Hey, White Lightning, I'm not hearin' that mud duck there on the flats, you wanna pass the five for me?
by Dennis The Tiger November 29, 2004

1) (noun) An object that, while not necessarily originally intended as a weapon (and otherwise bears no resemblance), is used as one. A steak knife, for instance, would not be a shank (and is, as well, a poor ad hoc choice for a weapon), but a screwdriver, heavy duty flashlight, or socket wrench would be.
Origin unknown, but I think it has something to do with home made knives. See also shiv.
2) (verb) To use a shank. (Shanked, past tense)
Origin unknown, but I think it has something to do with home made knives. See also shiv.
2) (verb) To use a shank. (Shanked, past tense)
by Dennis The Tiger May 22, 2005

Notional leading cause of a beverage running out of the mouth and down your shirt due to poor aim (the mouth of your can was tilted to your nose) or poor control (tilted the coffee cup too far back).
Derived from the fact that it kind of looks like you took a hole punch to the skin just below your lower lip.
Derived from the fact that it kind of looks like you took a hole punch to the skin just below your lower lip.
Dude, you spilled coffee all down the front of your shirt, you have a hole in your lip or something?
by Dennis The Tiger October 25, 2004

Figuratively, what one would have to sell or otherwise place as collateral in order to afford something of great expense.
Comes from the fact that, when buying things of great expense, it actually feels as if you are having to offer said appendages as collateral for said item you are purchasing.
Comes from the fact that, when buying things of great expense, it actually feels as if you are having to offer said appendages as collateral for said item you are purchasing.
by Dennis The Tiger January 31, 2005

A gathering of any number of randoms that centers around the sharing of software. So called because oftentimes the software in question is pirated.
The term borrows heavily on otomatopeia - specifically the use of Arr.
The term borrows heavily on otomatopeia - specifically the use of Arr.
by Dennis The Tiger June 26, 2005

"I agree with you on that subject."
Derived directly from a song by the same name performed by the Temptations, and frequently played on oldies radio stations in the United States. Usage is generally considered bad form, as typically it's anything except an emotion that the person is agreeing with.
Derived directly from a song by the same name performed by the Temptations, and frequently played on oldies radio stations in the United States. Usage is generally considered bad form, as typically it's anything except an emotion that the person is agreeing with.
When I told Clyde that the best thing for the cash was to be placed overnight in the safe, he said "I second that emotion". I promptly beat him over the head with a stack of one dollar bills.
by Dennis The Tiger May 3, 2005

Those safety instruction routines that flight attendants give their passengers on every flight, just before the plane takes off.
Named after a song by the same name.
Named after a song by the same name.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the flight attendants to give the safety dance. Please make sure your tray tables are in their upright position....
by Dennis The Tiger January 6, 2006
