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A middle aged man that lost his job at Auto Zone during the COVID-19 pandemic and turned to day trading pharmaceutical stocks. Unfortunately, he lost it all in his very first trade and now lives in tent down by the river with a half dozen feral cats.
If Tommy had only paid attention in High School, he might have gotten a degree and and not a lonely ole' Jonestrader2020!
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by Dennis Carlo March 26, 2021

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A Big Fat Black Presidential Cock....sometimes dipped in honey.
Ever since spending twenty years in a federal penitentiary, Billy still enjoys an Obama Steak night.
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by Dennis Carlo January 21, 2021

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