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When you get up in the middle of the night and instead of using the toilet, you piss on your wife marking your territory.
Jessica: "MARK WHAT THE FUCK, WHY AM I COVERED IN PISS!?"
Mark: "I Pissed The Bed you fucking bitch."
by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020

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A group of stereotypical middle aged white moms, that constantly bitch and are so stuck up that you can't even fit another stick up her ass, AKA this is the group of Karens
guy: "Bruh loook at that Karen."
Me: "Bruh thats a Karem theres like 6 of those fucks."
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by Den drinks his own cum. September 25, 2020

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Wap
Worship and Prayer.
Priest: "At Church Today we're doin wap"
The priest is watching many of the young children Wap.
by Den drinks his own cum. February 22, 2021

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A suggestion.
The Geneva Convention is a suggestion, if you do not like penis do not follow it.
by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020

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When a female has so much public hair that you need a weed wacker
Dayum bitch ya' finna need some yak shaving done.
by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020

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