Supercalafragalisticexpialidotious

My worst fucking nightmare in a spelling test.

Spell: Supercalafragalisticexpialidotious.

by Delicious Sandwich February 1, 2022

God

Freddie Mercury

Let us now praise god.

by Delicious Sandwich February 1, 2022

E

It do just be a fuckin' letter

E

by Delicious Sandwich March 2, 2022

Flute

Wind instrument that causes cancer.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that fucking flute.

by Delicious Sandwich February 1, 2022

Big spoon in a microwave

It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.

Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!

by Delicious Sandwich February 2, 2022