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Definitions by DelicateSteve

Nipple Blaster

When a tiny fish attacks your nipples while you’re swimming in a lake.
Ouch! The nipple blasters just attacked me!
Nipple Blaster by DelicateSteve August 9, 2026
Dog feces on a public trail or park that blends in with other organic material. May be partially decomposed but still sticks to your shoes or bicycle tire and is hard to remove and smells bad.
Darn it, I just ran over some dootritus, watch out!
Dootritus by DelicateSteve April 11, 2026