Definitions by Delaware Seagull Shake

Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.

Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.

Cincinnati Tuna Platter by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023

Tennessee Tetherballs 

When one tries to slap a individual's testicles so hard, they wrap around his leg.

We were showering after practice and Alex's slapped my nuts so hard that he gave me a case of the Tennessee Tetherballs!

Tennessee Tetherballs by Delaware Seagull Shake July 19, 2023

Michigan Flat Tire 

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

Michigan Flat Tire by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022