Deirdre Rasheed's definitions

lace gnome

Mythical little creature that sneaks out of his lair to untie your shoelaces

That pesky lace gnome has done my shoes again

by Deirdre Rasheed January 20, 2018

hot bovril

Kissing homeless people

Hey Vic what you up to tonight?

I’m going into town and having a “hot bovril” those tramps are great kissers I just can’t get enough of them. With a tramps tongue down my throat I really feel like a King

by Deirdre Rasheed December 21, 2017