Definitions by Deirdre Rasheed

lace gnome

Mythical little creature that sneaks out of his lair to untie your shoelaces

That pesky lace gnome has done my shoes again

lace gnome by Deirdre Rasheed January 20, 2018

hot bovril 

Kissing homeless people

Hey Vic what you up to tonight?

I’m going into town and having a “hot bovril” those tramps are great kissers I just can’t get enough of them. With a tramps tongue down my throat I really feel like a King

hot bovril by Deirdre Rasheed December 21, 2017