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A term for "shitter cloints" in the online phone game of Golf Clash. Due to demanding kids, nagging spouses, and numerous other real world crap a clasher has to deal with on a daily basis, a common place to play is on the shitter, far away from all these worldly distractions. So when you happen to win a match while dropping a deuce, you accumulate shoints. It is theorized that most cloints earned in the game are in fact shoints.
Did you see all the cloints Law racked up yesterday? I bet he cancelled all of his appointments for the day and decided to just rack up shoints. There's no better place to play Golf Clash than on the shitter!
by Degeneration Nation April 27, 2019
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A term for "shame grointing" In the online phone game of Golf Clash. When a player misses the cut line to enter the weekend round in a tournament, they are shamed in to grinding for cloints, since they won't receive any for their tournament performance. With thousands of cloints up for grabs during these tournaments, shagrointing can be a long, tedious process, taking up the better part of a weekend.
Did you see that Law missed the cut again? He's gonna be shagrointing for the better part of a week to make up for that!
by Degeneration Nation April 19, 2019
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A term for “clan points” in the mobile golf game Golf Clash. Cloints are earned by winning tour matches as well as by making it to the weekend round in bi-weekly tournaments. They are used to measure each clan as they compete against one another during four week seasons.
“Did you see the number of cloints #WP4L racked up last tournament? That has to be a new record!”
by Degeneration Nation January 16, 2019
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