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Archie is a spastic

its pretty much just for kids named

archie

Dave: did you hear, Archie is a spastic?
Igor: But yeah i am too!

by Definitely not Al May 2, 2021

Your adopted

1000% works in an argument especially towards your annoying siblings.

Non-adopted child: Hey dickhead Your adopted
Adopted child: No im not, im telling mom
Non-adopted child: Your gonna have to find her first
Adopted child:*Cries*

by Definitely not Al May 9, 2021

Baynix

Penix+Vagenix=Baynix

Lauris: Hey, Fantya do you wanna make a baynix
Fantya:Yea but i dont have a vagenix
Lauris: Oh Yeah

by Definitely not Al May 9, 2021