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The process of becoming black via plastic surgery or the opposite of a caucasioplasty.
Bill: Hey did you hear Gerald had a Negroplasty?
Francis: yeah he's trying a new scheme to get his wife to have sex with him again.
Bill: LOL good luck with that that pussies been mine for several weeks now.
by Defender of heavy metal November 08, 2009

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Kettlethorpe High school is situated in Wakefield, England in the kingdom of yorkshire, it is one of the largest schools in the Wakefield area it has a high pass rate of 86% C+. Although this is a surprise as the majority of the students are thoughtless chavs that were shaving in primary school and had lost their virginity before that. Despite this Kettlethorpe excels at the sports it takes up especially dogging....

The only crimes that are committed in the school are breaking the toilet door locks and leaving bloody shit n piss in the toilets.

It also has the two worst mini buses ever created that conceal five years worth of rubbish stockpiled in holes in the back of seats which are used by pupils on school trips.
Geoffry: Hey did the cricket game agaisnt the oinks from kettlethorpe high school go awlroight?

Tibbles: oh yes swimmingly! but i dare say some one left a hell of a lot of bloody fecal matter in the lav!

Sports Teacher: Ok every one time for weekly dogging sesh, trousers down were taking the minibus down the back alley!
by Defender of heavy metal October 28, 2009

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The term describing a meal consisting of only a small item of food that one has consumed for lunch, such as a breakfast bar or 'nutritious' sweets
Terrance: I had a big ass slab of Battenburg for lunch what did you have Philip?
Philip:I had an Anorexic Banquet

Terrance: What?
Philip: A nutrigrain bar :(
by defender of heavy metal October 07, 2010

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