Kettlethorpe High school is situated in Wakefield, England in the kingdom of yorkshire, it is one of the largest schools in the Wakefield
area it has a high pass rate of 86% C+. Although this is a surprise as the majority of the students are thoughtless chavs that were shaving in primary school and had lost their virginity
before that. Despite this Kettlethorpe
excels at the sports it takes up especially dogging
The only crimes that are committed in the school are breaking the toilet door locks and leaving bloody shit n piss in the toilets.
It also has the two worst mini buses ever created that conceal five years worth of rubbish stockpiled in holes in the back of seats which are used by pupils on school trips.
Geoffry: Hey did the cricket game agaisnt the oinks from kettlethorpe high school go awlroight?
Tibbles: oh yes swimmingly! but i dare say some one left a hell of a lot of bloody fecal matter in the lav!
Sports Teacher: Ok every one time for weekly dogging sesh, trousers down were taking the minibus down the back alley!