Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.

Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.

by Deez Nuts 2016 September 03, 2015

Beersicle

Created when one puts a popsicle stick in an open beer can and freezes it, then removes the can when the beer is frozen solid. Enjoy.

Barack: Yo I'm having a party soon, what refreshments should I have there?
Joe: DUUDE I'll make some beersicles and we can lick em away until we're piss drunk.

by Deez Nuts 2016 October 10, 2015

Turner Field

Where drunk and misguided baseball fans go to jump off the upper deck, usually resulting in death.

When I went to Turner Field, some drunk guy fell from the upper deck. Ironically, he was trying to boo A-rod.

by Deez Nuts 2016 September 03, 2015

Sign and Drive

Noun - College
The art of going to lecture on time solely to sign the attendance sheet, then promptly leaving and not returning.

Joe pulled off a sign and drive the other day. He wanted the attendance grade, but he also wanted to go back to his room and beat is meat. It was truly a win-win.

by Deez Nuts 2016 April 22, 2018