Big red

1. A character in a joke.
There was this undertaker who was washing a dead guy and he was thinking how big his pecker was.

So, he cuts it off and puts it in his pocket to take home to show it to his wife.
When he gets home he takes it out of his pocked and shows it to her.
she says "oh no. Big red's dead!".
2. the penis

1. Did you hear the one about big red.
2. My big red's on hard.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 04, 2009

Materialistic satanism

A type of satanism that believes there is not supernatural beings or an afterlife. When you die that's it. It is adversal to christianity and other religions. It most famous group is the church of satan started by Anton Lavey.
They believe that lust ,greed and all the other emotions are natural to humanity and should be embraced.

John is into materialistic satanism.

by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010

demolition derby football

Where football is played with the players in cars and instead of blocking and tackleing they run to each other in the cars like in a demolition derby.

Want a go watchy demolition derby football?

by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010

young agest twerp

A young woman who rejects just men because of there age and no other reason.

That young agest twerp just turned me down when I told her my age and she didn't even look at me.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 14, 2009

Hotel prostitute

A prostitute who is on the payroll of a hotel to serve there guests.She can be asked for at the front desk.

Kathy is a hotel prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

Hotel prostitute

A prostitute that is on the payroll of a hotel to serve the guests. they can be asked for at the front deask.

Kathy is a hotel prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

Bean poem

A poem that kids often say.

Beans,beans,beans are good for your heart.
The more you eat 'em the more they make you fart.

Do you know the bean poem.

by Deep blue 2012 May 16, 2010