𝓳𝓸𝓮

The only god in Canadian history. 𝓳𝓸𝓮 Has completed many goals such as World Domination, Creating cats, Making the 1st Iphone, ect. 𝓳𝓸𝓮 Also defeated the greath Goliath, not David. 𝓳𝓸𝓮 Was believed to be 10'3. He's also the reason that Satan is in hell as of now. He scared him shitless and made him believe that "god" is a mf. But we all know 𝓳𝓸𝓮 Is the only god. Fuck Anubis he wasnt real but 𝓳𝓸𝓮 is the realist god there is.

mf: "Hey what is your religion?"
mf #2: "I am actually a 𝓳𝓸𝓮𝓲𝓼𝓽 and it can also be called 𝓳𝓸𝓮𝓲𝓼𝓶"
mf: "What the fuck is that"
mf #2: "If you don't believe in 𝓳𝓸𝓮𝓲𝓼𝓶 than i hope you stub ur toe UWU"
mf: "Say UWU one more time and I'll slap the shit out of you"
mf #2: "UW-"
𝖘𝖑𝖆𝖕

by DeceasedKakyoin September 14, 2021

Onikamarajism

Onikamarajism (Oh-nee-kuh-muh-rahj-iz-um) Is the religion based upon the queen of the U.S.A., Onika Maraj A.K.A. Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian-born rapper. She is the queen of rap which cause the Beheadings of Onikamarajkists. Onikamarajists, or Onikamarajerls, are the people who do not believe in Onikamarajism. The start of Onikamarajsim started in the United Kingdom as a lady named Princess PPlick had adopted a god. This god would become a Rapper and a skinwalker-slayer. Onika Maraj had killed 347236284727842764278476278492784 skinwalkers in texas because her cats left leg hairs were texan and she was visiting her cats left leg hairs and spotted a huge numbers of skinwalkers trying to eat her ear. So Onika had slayed all of the skinwalkers by singing Superbass, a medicine that treats every disease and creature-evilness. She had made the Sun and ate pluto because fuck pluto.

Friend #1: "Dude, do you believe in Onikamarajism?"
Friend #2: "No, it's made by some dumb fuck on his laptop at 10:13 PM"

by DeceasedKakyoin November 22, 2021