Seamus Bourke

Seamus Bourke.

Seamus Bourke

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023

gone off blue cheese

When you leave blue cheese out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off blue cheese tastes like mold.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

locked car

When a car is locked

The locked car won't open

by Debskelly1985 February 28, 2023

gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 08, 2023

Lauren close

Lauren close,

Lauren close

by Debskelly1985 May 27, 2023

pound pence

And after all, a glorious, Aaron because up, but you know well, Oct red, full steam ahead, but still no water, but cold water isn't, vodamose, but you want to have a saloo, nice man, sit over there, Marium, how are you, Caroline juice, Caroline Benjamin, Karen chicken fondant, too polite, dinky, f***, Lauren close, I love spending time with you, Ellen, wrong boiled eggs, these look runny Ellen mother, Jade are you a mother, I am, for f*** sake, Amy milk, Amy glasses, Oct caddle, Ninja Air Fryer, max crisp, Ava Cody, what, Caroline rub, light switch, Noreen go, Ann Sweeney, trapped butterfly, Sheena, working hands, telly.

I watched pound pence on telly.

by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023