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how to piss deakythediscobean off by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
queen.under.pressure
she is a queen who is always under pressure. Her mom (meghan trainor) was giving birth to her and her sister (deakythediscobean or marii) when she realised her life was all about the bass, not these children. she gave them away for adoption were they got adopted by david bowie. they had a nice time, before they found out they were adopted. their mum died of heart cancer two weeks after they found out. emma and marii went on to be rock legends and played at queen&AL during the 2029 tour. queen.under.pressure found out she was actually a baked bean and then got shoved in an oven and was eaten alive. after this marii commited toaster bath and they met in a new life were emma became brian may and marii became john deacon. the end.
queen.under.pressure by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
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deakydeakydeakydeakydeakydeakydeakdeakydeakydeakydeaky by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
mariisexual
mariisexual by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
rhye
a band formed by the legends deakythediscobean, freddiemylord and queen.under.pressure. This band is cool because they are touring in 2024 and will meet john taylor in madagascar. this band have had 39 number one hits worldwide and they will take you to the seven seas of rhye. the members of rhye met on tumblr and they all had an interest in computer science. they were killed by hungry warewolves (named benhardyisastarr, roger_is_mydad, addictedtoben and wolfyowlyyy). their remains lay at brian mercurys treehouse were he stabbed ryan g*****n. ryan died. brian mercury wasnt arrested because ryan was an annoying child. arran deacon and david hardy tried to save them but they all died (the members of rhye)
rhye by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
the clog cult
the clog cult is lead by brian clogger. his clog factory sold 1000 clogs in 2 minutes, using the help of his slaves john taylor, roger deacon and freddie may. deakythediscobean, wolfyowlyyy and queen.under.pressure joined the clog cult were they performed ancient rituals such as the jazzy gnomes. the clog cult started jamming with andy and they got superhuman powers and then they met rogerina, the goddess of money. rogerina gave brian the majestic glowing clogs, and in that moment the sun caught the clogs and they started glowing majestically. belisha, the god of clogs called brian. david taylor heard this from his hometown in jamacia where he released another one bites the clog. the clog cult was angry with him but forgave him. the clog cult met adam lampost. during their 24846739846743849th time in the clog cult they got hit in the face by a flying giraffe that was burning through the sky at 200 degrees. the burns were so bad not even melina (the goddess of healing) could help. wolfyowlyyy started a band called ac/dc and shortly after deakythediscobean and queen.under.pressure joined. they released top ten hits such as "starman" which is a thrash metal song consisting of queen.under.pressures classic guitar, deakythediscobeans bass and wolfyowlyyys insanely low voice. the lyrics are about the journey that happened.
the clog cult by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019