benjo boi

he is bongo
he is bong
he will wacc u
wit a thong

benjo boi is so ge

by Deakythediscobean November 09, 2019

yoski my broski

yo emma ik u r ge u dont fool me. jkjkjkjkjkjkjjkjkjkjkjkjjdthifudkeghquilekwhefuilsevkghiwlegurygr. fudge u. no actually lets go jammin wit andy. ik u can c this. i will chop ur toes off.

yoski my broski ghkukuyofff

by Deakythediscobean November 09, 2019

queen.under.pressure

she is a queen who is always under pressure. Her mom (meghan trainor) was giving birth to her and her sister (deakythediscobean or marii) when she realised her life was all about the bass, not these children. she gave them away for adoption were they got adopted by david bowie. they had a nice time, before they found out they were adopted. their mum died of heart cancer two weeks after they found out. emma and marii went on to be rock legends and played at queen&AL during the 2029 tour. queen.under.pressure found out she was actually a baked bean and then got shoved in an oven and was eaten alive. after this marii commited toaster bath and they met in a new life were emma became brian may and marii became john deacon. the end.

omg hi queen.under.pressure. i heard u were pressured during ur sats

by Deakythediscobean November 09, 2019

Jammin with andy

When you are bored so you jam with andy

Kid; mom I'm bored
Mom; go jammin with andy

by Deakythediscobean October 17, 2019

november 15

national wack your dick on a lampost day

omg its november 15! mom, i'll brb

by Deakythediscobean November 09, 2019

the goat of life

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.

potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE

by Deakythediscobean November 09, 2019

rhye

a band formed by the legends deakythediscobean, freddiemylord and queen.under.pressure. This band is cool because they are touring in 2024 and will meet john taylor in madagascar. this band have had 39 number one hits worldwide and they will take you to the seven seas of rhye. the members of rhye met on tumblr and they all had an interest in computer science. they were killed by hungry warewolves (named benhardyisastarr, roger_is_mydad, addictedtoben and wolfyowlyyy). their remains lay at brian mercurys treehouse were he stabbed ryan g*****n. ryan died. brian mercury wasnt arrested because ryan was an annoying child. arran deacon and david hardy tried to save them but they all died (the members of rhye)

omg rhye is so good

by Deakythediscobean November 09, 2019