BEAN

Y R U LYIN
BEAN STOP LYIN FR
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piss sandwitches

when u cba to make food so u put piss inbetween sum bread
emma: MARII WTF ARE YOU MAKING
marii: piss sandwitches. reminds me of when you kept PISSING ON THE FLOOR
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sami: oH JoHNNN FiLL mE uP
marii: STFU BEFORE I SLIT YOUR TOES OFF
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queen.under.pressure

she is a queen who is always under pressure. Her mom (meghan trainor) was giving birth to her and her sister (deakythediscobean or marii) when she realised her life was all about the bass, not these children. she gave them away for adoption were they got adopted by david bowie. they had a nice time, before they found out they were adopted. their mum died of heart cancer two weeks after they found out. emma and marii went on to be rock legends and played at queen&AL during the 2029 tour. queen.under.pressure found out she was actually a baked bean and then got shoved in an oven and was eaten alive. after this marii commited toaster bath and they met in a new life were emma became brian may and marii became john deacon. the end.
omg hi queen.under.pressure. i heard u were pressured during ur sats
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yoski my broski

yo emma ik u r ge u dont fool me. jkjkjkjkjkjkjjkjkjkjkjkjjdthifudkeghquilekwhefuilsevkghiwlegurygr. fudge u. no actually lets go jammin wit andy. ik u can c this. i will chop ur toes off.
yoski my broski ghkukuyofff
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Jammin with andy

When you are bored so you jam with andy
Kid; mom I'm bored
Mom; go jammin with andy
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