Turdburglar

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.
Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.
by Deadpool89 October 27, 2019
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Doofushmirts

Thinking a platypus is your enemy
Jhon: I will kill all animals
Larry: dude, you are a total doofushmirts.
by Deadpool89 November 30, 2018
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