😊🔫

When you secretly want to die but hide it behind a smile. You know you've been there.

FML 😊🔫

by Dead possum August 20, 2017

vacation dick

A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.

Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.

by Dead possum April 10, 2016