3 definitions by Daytime Neologist

gobblerrhea

Diarrhea resulting from consumption of the Thanksgiving meal or leftovers.

I was up all night with a bad case of gobblerrhea.

by Daytime Neologist November 29, 2014

Sperm Jail

Refers to the period of time immediately following sex in which a woman may lay on her back with her legs up in the air to keep the sperm inside of her vagina in an attempt to facilitate reproduction.

I'd make you breakfast right now but I'm in sperm jail for the next twenty minutes.

Hey, can you get me a magazine so that I can read something while I am stuck in sperm jail!

by Daytime Neologist December 15, 2010

Groban

A dingleberry that has become detached and remains where it falls for someone to discover.

Agggggh, I just found a groban in the spare bedroom, the cat must have left it on the carpet for us to find! I thought I saw a dingleberry dangling from his anal fur earlier today!

by Daytime Neologist December 11, 2013