Davion Williams's definitions

[one pic wonder]

When you look at someones profile and their picture looks so good,you think they must be hot so you request them,then you see all their other piks and they look so bad it makes you ask "why did i request them?".

I met this chick on myspace and she was hot,or at least i thought she was til i saw her other pictures and i found out that she was a one pic wonder.

by Davion Williams May 20, 2009

[DVD comeback]

When you wait until a movie comes out on dvd and rental to see it.Done when you know you either cant get to the movies or are just broke.

Man i want to go see X-Men Origins but im broke,ill just catch its DVD comeback.

by Davion Williams May 16, 2009

[H.A.H]

Hot As Hell.Used when typing on a computer when you're too tired from heat exhaustion to write out the words,"hot as hell" on a status or in a message.Can be used as tired as hell by changing the first letter.

My girl emailed me and asked me how I was,I replied H.A.H

by Davion Williams April 20, 2009

[mental re-tardy]

The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.

John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009

[tough crowd]

when you make a joke and think its funny but it turns out not funny and you are the only one left laughing.

Bill:And then i said "cock"! LOL
Bill:No one thinks that funny,its hilarious!
John:Oohhh tough crowd

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009

[idonkification]

The identifying of a girl by her donk.
You've seen it so many times,you know who it belongs to.

John:Check out that ass man,who is that fine girl?!
Matt:Why you checking out my girl man!
John:How do you know thats Clarissa?
Matt:Idonkification man
John:Oh my bad

by Davion Williams March 23, 2009

[bathroom stalling]

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.

God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.

by Davion Williams February 24, 2009