2 definitions by David Souther
by David Souther October 5, 2007
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word jank. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'j' ...jank is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. jank, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, jank falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John janked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley janks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the janking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too janking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is janking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a jank.
As part of a word ...absojankinglutely -or- injankingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...jank the janking jankers.
In english, jank falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John janked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley janks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the janking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too janking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is janking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a jank.
As part of a word ...absojankinglutely -or- injankingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...jank the janking jankers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of jank...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got janked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh jank it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really janked now.
Agression ...Don't jank with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this janking question.
Inquiry ...Who the jank was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the jank is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a jank-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go jank yourself...
Fraud ...I got janked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh jank it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really janked now.
Agression ...Don't jank with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this janking question.
Inquiry ...Who the jank was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the jank is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a jank-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go jank yourself...
by David Souther October 5, 2007