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Definitions by David Daunt

Dirty Eggs 

Do you think this diner serves Dirty Eggs?
Dirty Eggs by David Daunt June 12, 2018

Banker's Bulge 

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.
I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.
Banker's Bulge by David Daunt September 8, 2016

Masturbation Shame 

An intense feeling of self hatred and shame one will receive after masturbating, often when they have masturbated to something that may be considered deviated or weird.
The feeling I get after I masturbate to intense Triple Fisting is referred to as Masturbation Shame.
Something am Atheist would say because they obviously can't say "Amen" because that's in relation to Christianity and Islam and everything else Atheists don't believe in. Generally used when an Atheist makes a good argument in a debate.
"God isn't real, it makes no sense"
"R'amen"
R'amen by David Daunt April 13, 2014