Definitions by Davey P

Foat 

Acronym for "Fool of a Took"

Easier to use and, to some extent, less damaging to your reputation.

If anyone asks you can just say it is a cross between a ferret and a stoat.

Robert: Ok I actually just thought that carrot was a ginger cat.
David: ...You absolute foat.

Foat by Davey P February 25, 2007