Davedale 's definitions
A person that lives or wants to live in Frisco , who is annoyingly pretentious in both action and thought about anything to do with that over rated city. They are a Napa valley wine snob, Victorian house freak, foodie with a Bay Area toodie, a vegan, anti smoking crusader who enjoys smelling their own farts. Often associated w being a male feminist or a female “it”; a beta, theda, or Smegma snarfing payda.,gender fluid or ambiguous , they yell at you if you say anything wrong and almost anything you say they can deem wrong.
Dang, dude that skinny guy w the top button if his shirt buttoned spazed because I didn’t bring my own bag, he’s a real San Frandickso
by Davedale July 16, 2019
Get the San Frandicksomug. A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
by Davedale August 24, 2019
Get the Swinging cocklockermug. Someone who during sex has their mind wander watching tv, calling the wrong name or simply not there mentally
by Davedale July 15, 2019
Get the Fuckandermug. A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen
by Davedale August 30, 2019
Get the Machine queenmug. A millennial aged chick that has most of the following features : ave or below in looks, hair dyed a color that doesn’t exist in nature , multiple “me too” claims (usually someone accidentally breathed on their neck), and is loud, proud and angry. If attending college usually jas a major w “studies “ on the end
That chick what’s barged into the men’s room at the game because she said her’s had a line was a real millennicunt
by Davedale August 30, 2019
Get the Millennicuntmug. Someone who , OCD style , compulsively and sometimes violently plunges their tongue deep into people’s anuses. They frequently are normal in appearance other that the hyper, jittery demeanor of just someone w ADD/ OCD. But don’t let their conservative threads throw you, they are hyper because they are fantasizing on doing their dirty deed, and when they loose control stick their tongue out (inappropriately ) at dinner parties , et al. Caveat : proceed w caution f you have a large , hairy white butt.
by Davedale August 13, 2019
Get the Tongueplungermug.