Davedale 's definitions

boomercocdiggler

A millennial who’s chickenshit to strip in the locker room, but can’t help himself from staring at the swinging dicks of the boomers who aren’t .

George brought his nephew Morgan to work out with is, he went home in his sweaty clothes and didn’t shower but I saw the little boomercocdiggler stare at my junk.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Machine queen

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”

I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen

by Davedale August 30, 2019

Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Fuckander

Someone who during sex has their mind wander watching tv, calling the wrong name or simply not there mentally

This fuckander I was porking was eating an apple while we did it, so unhot

by Davedale July 15, 2019

Buttangler

Someone with a compulsive tendency to grope butts.

That buttangler grabbed my ass , and I’m a dude so, ... too weird ..

by Davedale August 13, 2019

San Frandickso

A person that lives or wants to live in Frisco , who is annoyingly pretentious in both action and thought about anything to do with that over rated city. They are a Napa valley wine snob, Victorian house freak, foodie with a Bay Area toodie, a vegan, anti smoking crusader who enjoys smelling their own farts. Often associated w being a male feminist or a female “it”; a beta, theda, or Smegma snarfing payda.,gender fluid or ambiguous , they yell at you if you say anything wrong and almost anything you say they can deem wrong.

Dang, dude that skinny guy w the top button if his shirt buttoned spazed because I didn’t bring my own bag, he’s a real San Frandickso

by Davedale July 16, 2019