Definitions by Davedale

Skant 

A skank so unattractive that , in spite of receptiveness, you have no interest in partaking in any sexual encounter

I met this skant at the Burger King, she was coming on to me but was such a scode I went to get the car washed instead.

Skant by Davedale July 15, 2019

Fraint 

A taint that is messed up, either fecal stained, gnarly looking or just too small.

I was about to go down on this chick , but when I saw her fraint I bailed, told her I had to jet.

Fraint by Davedale July 15, 2019

Fagart face 

Someone with a chubby , cherubic face that looks as though someone might have passed gas either too close or directly into their applied lips .

That fat chick wouldn’t have been that bad a porkaloader except she was a fagart face too.

Fagart face by Davedale July 14, 2019

Porkaloader 

A girl or woman of size who likes to drink, and is very permiscuous , as in “next”... synonymous with “fun to be with “ or just plain old “fat chick”

After 11 teen beers that porkaloader doesn’t look so bad..

Porkaloader by Davedale July 14, 2019

porkaloading

Actively seeking the company of fat chicks, usually with the goal of an intimate , albeit short lived sexual encounter .

I went porkaloading last night , hooked up with a fat chick and ended up on her fire escape naked at 3 am when her husband got home, it was a scene.

porkaloading by Davedale July 14, 2019

Fuckoit 

A sexual encounter with a partner several rungs down the social food chain from oneself , usually the result of marked desperation or Uber convenience.

She’s not much to look at , but wasn’t a bad fuckoit considering I didn’t even have to get out of the stall.

Fuckoit by Davedale July 14, 2019