69 definitions by Davedale
A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .
When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker
by Davedale August 28, 2019
A chick born between 95 and 05 who thinks she is all liberated by having lots of promiscuous sex , then later regrets it and needs therapy
Megs daughter Sparkle is in rehab again . Every time she gets a guy to have sex with her more than once she thinks she’s found her soulmate , only to discover date # 3 never comes . Typical millenniho
by Davedale November 11, 2019
Similar to its ugly cousin cacophony, cacaphallonious refers to a harsh sound but specifically immigrating from the pie hole of a squeaky voiced bullshitter. From the Latino root ca ca , and the Anglo root phony, since bullshitter
Did you hear the cacaphallonious diatribe Cooper was droning on about his being all state linebacker ? He’s 140 lbs soaking wet
by Davedale February 9, 2020
That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”
by Davedale August 13, 2019
Some , who is expert at rudeing their nose into another persons butthole to elicit sexual pleasure . Sometimes but not always associated with a very large , ethnic nose.
by Davedale August 8, 2019
A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.
Tony brought his son Skylar to play racquetball with us, strange he went home in his sweaty clothes but when we were changing he kept staring at our junk. He’s a junkpunk
by Davedale August 24, 2019