Fuckander

Someone who during sex has their mind wander watching tv, calling the wrong name or simply not there mentally

This fuckander I was porking was eating an apple while we did it, so unhot

by Davedale July 15, 2019

Machine queen

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”

I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen

by Davedale August 30, 2019

Buttangler

Someone with a compulsive tendency to grope butts.

That buttangler grabbed my ass , and I’m a dude so, ... too weird ..

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Assgazler

Someone who stares at your ass in a way that gives you the distinct impression he wants to bury his face in it.

Man, that assgazler in the bus station was staring at your ass.

by Davedale August 05, 2019

Facecase cracker

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn

That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker

by Davedale August 18, 2019

Millennicunt

A millennial aged chick that has most of the following features : ave or below in looks, hair dyed a color that doesn’t exist in nature , multiple “me too” claims (usually someone accidentally breathed on their neck), and is loud, proud and angry. If attending college usually jas a major w “studies “ on the end

That chick what’s barged into the men’s room at the game because she said her’s had a line was a real millennicunt

by Davedale August 30, 2019