Meitner Told Me To Say That

A phrase that is used to cover up the fact that the joke you had attempted to make did not get any laughs.

Man #1- "Thats what your momma said!"

Man #2- "That wasn't funny."

Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."

by Dave S. February 04, 2004

Rotten otter

A turd in a hot tub.

"We had a good time in the hot tub until somebody spotted a rotten otter."

by Dave S. June 18, 2006

Fayous

A slang term for the word "face".

"Nice fayous!"

by Dave S. February 04, 2004

Cummies

Male underwear that has been saturated with the DNA of the wearer. Can usually be found hanging on the shower rod in Rob's bathroom.

"Stay out of the shower because the cumies are drying."

by Dave S. February 04, 2004

gotchoass

To "get" or have "gotten" somebody in some sort of battle or challenge

After winning in Battle ...Dave yells gotchoass out of his passenger side window towards his victim...hehe

by Dave S. December 06, 2002

gonna have you naked by the end of this song

The last lines of a Justin Timberlake song. May or may not be accompanied by a large black breast.

Watch the halftime show for Super Bowl XXXVIII

by Dave S. February 04, 2004