Dave Plumber's definitions

Ronald Benold

Slang term for taking a shit.

“I’m just going to take a Ronald Benold”, “wow, that Ronald Benold almost tore me apart”

by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020

Jim Branning

A shit stain on your pants

“Fuck mate, you’ve got a massive Jim Branning on your cacks”

by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020

Dirty Twiglet

Where a male fucks someone’s who needs a shit in the ass. Their penis gets covered in shit, which they then dip in salt and Worcester Sauce, allow it to dry so the shit goes crusty on their cock like a twiglet, then make their parter eat the crusty shit off, as a tasty snack.

“Yeah mate, she was hungry after sex, so I fed her the dirty twiglet” “she loves to snack, so I offered her my dirty twiglet to naw on”

by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020