Dickwank

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. One who deserves insult. Can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. However, it is more commonly used to insult those around you.
Dave! Stop stealing my cookies you dickwank...
by Dave Ex August 25, 2008
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No-I-fucking-dear

The state of being completely baffled/lost/confused/clueless.
Similar to the saying 'no idea,' except with far less knowledge!
"Bill where are we????"

"No-I-fucking-dear Betty!"
by Dave Ex August 25, 2008
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