Definitions by Dave Ex

Dickwank

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. One who deserves insult. Can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. However, it is more commonly used to insult those around you.

Dave! Stop stealing my cookies you dickwank...

Dickwank by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

No-I-fucking-dear 

The state of being completely baffled/lost/confused/clueless.
Similar to the saying 'no idea,' except with far less knowledge!

"Bill where are we????"

"No-I-fucking-dear Betty!"

No-I-fucking-dear by Dave Ex August 25, 2008