millenium force

the BEST rollercoaster ever built....at the greatest park....Cedar Point~America's Roller Coast

Me and Jordy waited forever to get on that ride. MF is da shizzle

by Dave May 08, 2004

SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000

That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!

by dave January 09, 2004

spam

1: a form of meat; deliscious when cooked in cast iron skillet
2: any kind of unwanted mail, e-mail, or message board post
3: mindless bable

D1: mmmmm.... sssspaaaaammm...
D2: This fuggin spam!!! always clogging my inbox
D3: hey travis! cut the spam and come see this!!!

by Dave November 18, 2003

c-rations

Combat Rations

Otherwise known as MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.

"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.

Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.

by Dave March 29, 2004

Fluffy

The affectionate nickname female fans have given for the character Sesshomaru, from the manga/anime series Inuyasha.

SOME OTAKU CHICK:
"Fluffy-sama is so HOT!!!!!"

ME:
"Holy shit girl calm down."

by Dave January 20, 2004

Rounders

A game played by little girls in UK that is suspiciously similar to baseball

by Dave October 09, 2003