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Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.
Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election
by Dave November 2, 2004
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sweetback

70's black slang for a large penis.
Don't slip that girl your sweetback, she's got the clap!
by Dave December 28, 2005
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Konami Code

Very similar to greatest of all arcade games- Street Fighter 2 The World Warrior. However on SF2 its not A + B + Start buttons but Small punch + Med Punch + Big Punch.
When entered while on demo screen numbers are displayed, beleived to be the number of Sheng Long's Mothers credit card, Stolen by Ryu in order to purchase manga videos after Sheng refused Ryu's request to "Giz a Twenny Bro!" hence beginning da Fighta.
0001 0030 4567 4509 etc
by Dave November 24, 2003
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Firefighter

2 Basic Types

Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.

Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.
Laura: What do you do for a living?

Nick: I'm a firefighter.

Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?

Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.

Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?

Dave: later Nick...
by Dave March 24, 2005
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The Book

The novelized version of the Holy Bible.
"The Book, as it's called, was made so the Bible would be more readable and, above all, understandable."
-me

"The word 'bible' is Latin for 'book' too."
-me
by Dave July 14, 2004
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waster

A person that regularly drinks copious amounts of alcohol and acts rather drunk all the time.
Dave Curtis is not a waster, he simply likes the occasional pint of ale.
by Dave December 28, 2003
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tobaccy

"No tobaccy please."
-me
by Dave April 1, 2004
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