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Blue Gender

An anime with a storyline involving an insect race called "Blue" that have taken over the earth in the near future, and how a special forces unit not only does battle with them, but also when they discover Yuji Kaido, the main character, who was a "sleeper", a person who was preserved in cryogenic stasis 27 years ago before and during the infestation.
Trust me though, the storyline gets much deeper than that. ^_~
"I have a friend who says Blue Gender sucks, but then again he said the same for Trigun and FLCL. Blue Gender is badass in my opinion. Marlene is cute too. ^.^ "
Blue Gender by Dave January 20, 2004

Kick The Can 

The oldest known game in the history of humanity. The name speaks for itself; children gather around and kick a can to each other. The history of this game dates are far back as medieval ages, perhaps even further.

Centuries later.....thank God for Nintendo.
"Our present-day kick the can is hackeysack. Like I care though."
-me
Kick The Can by Dave January 20, 2004

Colt .45 

*A name for a type of alcoholic beverage. The '.' before '45' may actually be absent, but I wouldn't know because I don't drink off my ass and know every name for every alchy out there.
*The nickname for the Colt M1911A1, a semiauto, 7-round, .45ACP handgun.
"You gotta drink plenty of fluids like Colt .45 malt liquor y'see!!"
-Bill Cosby.....no, he didn't really say this; it's something my older brother made up, and is a rip on what Bill Cosby said to a little girl in bed with the flu

"The Colt .45 is my most favorite handgun, or one of my most faves. It's almost one hundred years old and it would be cool to own one. ^_^ other than that it's really a powerful handgun!"
-me
Colt .45 by Dave January 18, 2004

Kung Pow 

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.
"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "
Kung Pow by Dave January 17, 2004

Cheetos Bowl 

A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.
"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?
Cheetos Bowl by dave January 17, 2004
Used while in the military as a way to say you are absolutely correct.
Derived from "you fuckin A right!"
Someone says Bush is no good, you say "kanay!"
kanay by Dave January 17, 2004
To be burned like you never been burned before
Arrrrhhhhhhh. I womped ur ass, u got burnded like u never did before
burnded by Dave January 16, 2004