Definitions by Dave's Not Here, Man

postpooned 

When someone reschedules a booty call for a later date.

Abbie and I were supposed to hook up last night but she cancelled at the last second and postpooned it until Saturday

postpooned by Dave's Not Here, Man October 17, 2023

fucking trash can 

Where Oscar the Grouch lives on Sesame Street

Oscar lives in a fucking trash can!

fucking trash can by Dave's Not Here, Man July 29, 2022

Mantoots 

Male flatulence

It smells like mantoots in here!

Mantoots by Dave's Not Here, Man December 31, 2020