Definitions by Dat cornball goober 21
Fredneck
A nickname for the city of Frederick, MD (derived from a combination of FREDerick and redNECK, so therefore put together is Fredneck) because it's always been a small country town with rednecks that's why.
Me: Wanna move to a little city in Maryland called Frederick?
Somebody from outta town: Frederick!? aww now who da F wanna live in the middle of Fredneck?! It's so boring and redneckey with a bunch o' cornfields!
Me: yea, but it's growing into more of a city for some reason. However it's little old infrastructure can't keep up with it.
Somebody from outta town: oh okay then. but still, until it has high rises and actual night life along with a metro line in the city, I ain't movin there!
Me: fair.
Somebody from outta town: Frederick!? aww now who da F wanna live in the middle of Fredneck?! It's so boring and redneckey with a bunch o' cornfields!
Me: yea, but it's growing into more of a city for some reason. However it's little old infrastructure can't keep up with it.
Somebody from outta town: oh okay then. but still, until it has high rises and actual night life along with a metro line in the city, I ain't movin there!
Me: fair.
Fredneck by Dat cornball goober 21 May 24, 2026
Frederick, MD
A really old small boring town in the middle of Maryland where the only thing to do that they call fun is to catch snowflakes with your tongue and not much else, but also is recognized as the state's second largest incorporated city and the fastest growing in a shrinking state when it's barely a city at all and some how there are CDP suburbs in this state that are much larger than that, and also, the only growth I've seen was a new ugly cookie cutter neighborhood with maybe a Sheetz or a Royal farms gas station and nothing else, A nickname for this town is often called Fredneck, and for good reason!
some guy: HaVe YoU HearD of Frederick, MD?!
Me: Yes I'm from the area, what about it?
some guy: It's A nice HisToriC TowN in MarrY-LanD ThaT Is GrowInG FAst!! I waNNa ViSIt!!
Me: No I don't recommend this boring shithole that they call a fast growing city because Maryland or "MarrY-LanD" is shrinking rapidly now and for good reason, but in Maryland standards, that town is considered fast growth because once they see an ugly new neighborhood with a sheetz or a royal farms, they consider that "rapid growth" and also the only thing to do there that they call fun is to catch snowflakes with your tongue in the winter! Thats why!
some guy: well that town really sux doesn't it!?
Me: Yes it does!
Me: Yes I'm from the area, what about it?
some guy: It's A nice HisToriC TowN in MarrY-LanD ThaT Is GrowInG FAst!! I waNNa ViSIt!!
Me: No I don't recommend this boring shithole that they call a fast growing city because Maryland or "MarrY-LanD" is shrinking rapidly now and for good reason, but in Maryland standards, that town is considered fast growth because once they see an ugly new neighborhood with a sheetz or a royal farms, they consider that "rapid growth" and also the only thing to do there that they call fun is to catch snowflakes with your tongue in the winter! Thats why!
some guy: well that town really sux doesn't it!?
Me: Yes it does!
Frederick, MD by Dat cornball goober 21 May 14, 2026
Cheese bucket
A weird insult from GTA 5 when you block cars with a long vehicle and force them to jump off of the freeway bridge, prompting that one driver to call you such said insult
Cheese bucket by Dat cornball goober 21 January 27, 2026