Definitions by Das Brick

Tender Beefy Chunks 

An injury sustained from too much smash-up derby, for example a sprained bearded elder, or swollen dune buggies.

You can tell by the way Sven is limping... that's no torn ligament. He's got a couple tender beefy chunks from last night.

Tender Beefy Chunks by Das Brick September 19, 2006

bearded elder 

Male reproductive organ; a penis

I left work early to play with the kids. The bearded elder, I mean, and the twins.

bearded elder by Das Brick September 18, 2006

dune buggies 

Testicles, when used for entertainment purposes.

The clown made a splash at the birthday party, krumping and banging his dune buggies together.

dune buggies by Das Brick July 4, 2006