Definitions by Darth Bawls

EMP Fart 

A fart capable of disturbing nearby electronic devices.

Sam: WTF? My phone call dropped right when you farted..
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...

EMP Fart by Darth Bawls October 10, 2012

Turd Cry 

Gas escaping from your rectal cavity from a turd letting you know that it wants to come out.

"What is a fart, but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd", "This turd is crying to get out", "hold your noses, I just let out a Turd Cry"

Turd Cry by Darth Bawls February 4, 2009

Dutch Toaster Oven 

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).

Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"

Dutch Toaster Oven by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008