5 definitions by Darren Miller
by Darren Miller October 12, 2007
This is a phrase that devised from the popluar cult T.V series Brass Eye and is slang for A Paediophile.
by Darren Miller October 12, 2007
This is one in the pink and one up her stink. This looks like a person holding a new ten pound note, go on try it. It is done via the thumb and corosponding 2 fingers!
Oi Paddy Nicki says that she is keen for a crispy tenner. Will you dare enter her arse and fanny? Or has J-mo got more of a chance!
by Darren Miller October 12, 2007
Somebody who is very lucky, somehow managing to achieve what they wanted even though they looked like they were going to fuck up for sure.
Playing Tiger Woods.
(James) "Looks like im going to hit the green"
(Darren) "How the fuck did you manage that, you didn't even hit the ball straight you fucking sneak badger"
(James) "Looks like im going to hit the green"
(Darren) "How the fuck did you manage that, you didn't even hit the ball straight you fucking sneak badger"
by Darren Miller October 19, 2007
A person/persons who play(s) Tiger Woods and some how manage to obtain green status even though they were blatently going to end up in the "Spinach Patch"
by Darren Miller October 12, 2007