Darren Miller's definitions

bent ref

A person known as a bent ref is a Paediophile. Taken from the popular cult series Brass Eye!

Oi J-mo you know what you are? A bent Ref!

by Darren Miller October 31, 2007

Sneak Badger

Somebody who is very lucky, somehow managing to achieve what they wanted even though they looked like they were going to fuck up for sure.

Playing Tiger Woods.
(James) "Looks like im going to hit the green"
(Darren) "How the fuck did you manage that, you didn't even hit the ball straight you fucking sneak badger"

by Darren Miller November 5, 2007

Sneakbadger

A person/persons who play(s) Tiger Woods and some how manage to obtain green status even though they were blatently going to end up in the "Spinach Patch"

J-mo, how the fuck did u end up on the green then, you Sneakbadger!

by Darren Miller October 31, 2007

The Crazy world Of Arthur Brown

This is a phrase that devised from the popluar cult T.V series Brass Eye and is slang for A Paediophile.

James, What the fuck do you think this is, the cRaZy WoRlD oF aRtHuR bRoWn!

by Darren Miller October 31, 2007

crispy tenner

This is one in the pink and one up her stink. This looks like a person holding a new ten pound note, go on try it. It is done via the thumb and corosponding 2 fingers!

Oi Paddy Nicki says that she is keen for a crispy tenner. Will you dare enter her arse and fanny? Or has J-mo got more of a chance!

by Darren Miller October 31, 2007