Darren Jones's definitions

Twat on a Fishcake

Expression of angry suprise. User is as shocked as he would be if he found one.

"Ten quid for a pint! Twat on a fishcake!!"

by Darren Jones June 12, 2003

lard butt

Derogatory slang for someone who is over-weight, named after the English cooking ingredient "Lard", which is made up entirely of fat.

Oi, Lard Butt, get out the way, 'cos I can't see the TV. Or the rest of the room

by Darren Jones January 5, 2004

grockle

A holidaymaker, or one from out of town. Particularly used in the South of England, generally as a mildly derogatory term.

I wish those grockles would all go home, 'cos I can't find anywhere to park the car.

by Darren Jones December 29, 2003

Follow through

When breaking violent wind allows a chocolate mini-egg to escape.

"Fuck me mate that reeks! Did you follow through?!"

by Darren Jones June 12, 2003

Freck

a. Variation on the word 'fuck', possibly derived from some sci-fi tv series(?) Used when not wishing to cause offence, this word therefore loses most of the power of the original and makes the user look a pillock.

b. slang name for the small village of Freckleton in Lancashire, England.

"Freck Off!"

by Darren Jones June 12, 2003