Definitions by Darren Jones

lard butt

Derogatory slang for someone who is over-weight, named after the English cooking ingredient "Lard", which is made up entirely of fat.

Oi, Lard Butt, get out the way, 'cos I can't see the TV. Or the rest of the room

lard butt by Darren Jones January 5, 2004

grockle 

A holidaymaker, or one from out of town. Particularly used in the South of England, generally as a mildly derogatory term.

I wish those grockles would all go home, 'cos I can't find anywhere to park the car.

grockle by Darren Jones December 29, 2003

Twat on a Fishcake 

Expression of angry suprise. User is as shocked as he would be if he found one.

"Ten quid for a pint! Twat on a fishcake!!"

Twat on a Fishcake by Darren Jones June 12, 2003

Follow through 

When breaking violent wind allows a chocolate mini-egg to escape.

"Fuck me mate that reeks! Did you follow through?!"

Follow through by Darren Jones June 12, 2003

Freck 

a. Variation on the word 'fuck', possibly derived from some sci-fi tv series(?) Used when not wishing to cause offence, this word therefore loses most of the power of the original and makes the user look a pillock.

b. slang name for the small village of Freckleton in Lancashire, England.

"Freck Off!"

Freck by Darren Jones June 12, 2003